You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
