I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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