I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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