I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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