Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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