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You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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