butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I believe in your delicious
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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