Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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