I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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