I showed him my bush... on skype.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We got so high we made milksteak
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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