you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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