I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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