why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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