2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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