I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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