Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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