did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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