Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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