I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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