What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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