This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
someone threw a dead crab at me
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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