i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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