what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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