her vagine was all disorganized.
My hand turned me down
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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