i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Drunk is a universal language darling
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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