like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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