Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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