I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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