Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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