Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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