wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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