and you said cock pushups were impossible
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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