What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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