lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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