i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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