You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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