Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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