I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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