come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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