apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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