I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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