if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I understand Curling. That high.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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