But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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