Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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