mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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