I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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