People with herpes should wear stickers.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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