You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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