If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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