Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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